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[stantheman]

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text; un: garbageman (backdated to earlier in the month idk)

[badimpression]

i'm nominating you for the council seat

Re: text; un: garbageman (backdated to earlier in the month idk)

[stantheman]

No you're not.

[badimpression]

huh do you know something i don't know? because on my end all signs point to 'yes i am'

[stantheman]

Why would you do something like that?

[badimpression]

now don't be so humble stanley! i just see the leadership potential in you. i feel like you'll truly be a good representative to the people, speak up for our interests, really rally the troups

[he has zero intention of putting Stan's name down for anything.]

[stantheman]

You do not think that at all or you'd actually listen to me now and then.

[badimpression]

no fucking way, you need someone like me to challenge your authority to make you even stronger thats just the way this shit works

[stantheman]

Sometimes people just need to listen, though!

text » backdated to early july

[wheezed]

I have to ask you something and you have to promise you won't ask any more questions about it just answer the question.

( does Eddie actually wait for confirmation that Stan agrees to his terms? of course he doesn't )

If your best friend in the whole world did something horribly unforgivable, do you think you could maybe forgive them anyway?

[stantheman]

Yes.

[wheezed]

Would you still trust them like before?

[stantheman]

I guess it depends. This is really vague Eddie. What's wrong?

[wheezed]

no shit it's vague stanley

( ......that wasn't very nice )

Sorry.

I just think I really fucked up.
I don't know how to talk about it.

[stantheman]

How about starting at the beginning and actually telling me what's wrong?

[wheezed]

You can't tell anyone, I'm serious. Swear on something important.

[stantheman]

I'm not the one with the big mouth.

[wheezed]

Yeah but this is important.

[stantheman]

eddie, you either trust me or you don't.

[wheezed]

I don't want you to hate me too.

[stantheman]

If I don't already hate you for being obnoxious and annoying all the time nothing is going to make me hate you, Eddie.

[wheezed]

Mean. It's not ALL the time.

( it definitely is )

I kissed Richie.

[stantheman]

[ It definitely is all the time. ]

Okay. What's the problem...?

[wheezed]

( what's the problem?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! )

Um. The part where I kissed him?
I didn't mean to, it just. Happened. And now everything is awful.

[stantheman]

How is kissing him a problem? Like... you guys like each other right?

[wheezed]

We're best friends of course he doesn't like me. I thought it'd just go away but instead I kissed him when he was injured and he couldn't even stop me.
Now he just looks at me like I really hurt him and I don't know how to fix it.